(Source: myshiningdishonesty)
nicki minaj at the zoo is the fUNNIEST THING Ever
I hate when everyone wants to hang out at once. People get way to pissed off when they find out I have other shit going on.
Man. I have friends going to ihop today for another friend’s birthday. But it’s my grandpa’s birthday too. My grandpa is kick ass and stuff, but I want to go eat breakfast burritos with my friends.
cartoon voice actors reading Star Wars. This is phenomenal
I made it til about Pinky going “UM EXCUSE ME LORD VADER” and I never recovered
Bender as Luke. Aaaah. AAAHHH.